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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Jokes Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:13 am | |
| Make me laugh | |
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banG Dominating
Posts : 88 Join date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:55 pm | |
| *tickles resin* laughing? or do i have to pull out my best jokes <---- rocks eyebrow | |
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trick Dominating
Posts : 87 Join date : 2007-12-05
| Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:14 pm | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:05 am | |
| Hahahah i laughed, was expecting a joke:) | |
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banG Dominating
Posts : 88 Join date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:27 am | |
| still thinking, its been a while since i told a joke later on tonight maybe when im drunk | |
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trick Dominating
Posts : 87 Join date : 2007-12-05
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:39 am | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:52 am | |
| hahaha NOT THE RED CORDIAL | |
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Bazza :D Killing spree
Posts : 51 Join date : 2008-02-29 Age : 33 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:01 pm | |
| ok i funny what gets laid more than my dad...... | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:15 pm | |
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rebel Dominating
Posts : 76 Join date : 2008-01-11
| Subject: Re: Jokes Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:53 am | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:47 am | |
| Hahahaha Your cat doesn't count m8. | |
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rebel Dominating
Posts : 76 Join date : 2008-01-11
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:02 am | |
| I SAID ME NOT MY CAT U MOFU | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:59 am | |
| Hahahahaha i thought your cat was the one getting it all | |
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rebel Dominating
Posts : 76 Join date : 2008-01-11
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:52 am | |
| oh is that how it is, is it? well bring it. me and you. shop2 rush server today at 2113, 36 seconds, 19 milliseconds and 56 millimilliseconds. | |
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rebel Dominating
Posts : 76 Join date : 2008-01-11
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:24 pm | |
| nope. your wrong. what do u do for a living btw? | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:38 pm | |
| Lol not english | |
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banG Dominating
Posts : 88 Join date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:02 am | |
| k got a great joke from yahoo jokes... i mean i made it up myself...
Two businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet that any minute now some idiot is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious fellow walked to the window, had a peek, and asked 'Excuse me, what are you selling here?' One of the businessmen replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ar$e-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the fellow said, 'You are doing well ... Only two left!' | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:20 am | |
| Hahahahahah i like that , not the ending i thought. | |
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banG Dominating
Posts : 88 Join date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:38 am | |
| A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!'' | |
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banG Dominating
Posts : 88 Join date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:38 am | |
| An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie | |
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banG Dominating
Posts : 88 Join date : 2007-12-06
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:40 am | |
| An explorer was walking through the jungle and suddenly, he found himself surrounded by dangerous cannibals. "I'm dead," said the explorer.
Then, a bright light came from the sky and a voice from the sky said, "Not yet, take your knife, and cut the throat of the leader."
The explorer did what the voice said. The cannibals began to scream.
The voice from the sky said, "NOW, you are dead." | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:37 am | |
| Hahahahaah I like those too "laughing out lol" The prison one is great | |
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Oprah'sJocks Killing spree
Posts : 32 Join date : 2008-08-04 Age : 41 Location : Adelaide
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:05 am | |
| What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's black and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise. What's white and blue and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill ya? A fridge wearing a denim jacket. Lol the last one | |
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|2eS!N Admin
Posts : 578 Join date : 2007-12-04
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:52 am | |
| What do you get if you cross a Poofter and a Dinosaur? Amegasauarse. | |
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